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Dark Humor:  Commercialism*

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Developed photos of cheating husband:  $166

Seeing your husband's face when you chop off his penis?

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Running for your life?  Running from the law?  Runaway?

Just do it.

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Tonight--One Night Only:

The Crips and the Bloods duke it out in the ring.

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Not everyone gets away with murder.  When you only get one phone call, think insert commercial product here

 Can you hear me now?

It's not easy being a repeat sex offender. 

If you're ordered to stay away from schools and parks, choose insert commercial product here

You want fries with that?

Need a fast getaway?

 Book ahead.

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Because desert living is hard enough. 

See your local Afghanistan dealer for more details.

Women should not be heard OR SEEN.

Inspired by (and for) great designers such as Martha Stewart, insert commercial product here unveils Americanized stylishly sheik burqas.

Attention Mafia:

Everyone needs to eat.  Before you do that next job, try insert commercial product here. 

At only $2.99 a meal, even you can afford it with your cut. 

We don't say "finger licking good" for nothing.

Send us your commercialized dark humor (no R - rated or beyond humor allowed.  Include your name, email, phone number and a link to your website if you have one.  TCF

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